101 Funny Slang Words for Penis
Sonia Williams |
April 18, 2022
We've heard a lot of terms for "The Penis" but I've compiled a list of 101 of our absolute
We hope you enjoy Our Slang words for penis blog.
Dick
Cock
Twinkie
Schlong
Dong
Phallus
Heat-seeking moisture missle
Johnson
Wee Wee
Wiener
Boner
Danger Noodle
Pecker
PrickO
One Eyed Wonder Weasel
Joystick
Sausage
Wang
Beef Whistle
Disco Stick
Meat Sword
Private Part
Tallywhacker
Trouser Snake
Pee Pee
Wood
Custard Launcher
Family Jewels
Fire Hose
Third Leg
Captain
Cucumber
Dinky
Flesh Flute
Helmut Head
Love Stick
Baby Maker
Excalibur
Lap Rocket
Meat Popsicle
Schnitzel
Whoopie Stick
Ding-Dong
Choad
Fudge Sickle
Jimmy
One-Eyed Willie
Bobby Dangler
Anal Impaler
Steamin Semen Roadway
Hose
Pickle
Sea Monster
Thundersword
Twig
Winkie
Weenie
Wanker
Ding-a-Ling
D-train
Love Shaft
Tonsil Tickler
Hairy Hotdog
Longfellow
Dingy
Gherkin
Baloney Pony
Donkey Kong
Hairy Canary
Hot Rod
Nob
Package
Python
Meat Puppet
Trouser Monkey
Dingis
Hard-on
Packer
Peeter
Pole
Main Vein
Easy Rider
Nether Regions
Pink Cigar
Sex Tool
Roger
Love Gun
Limp Bizkit
Bacon Bazooka
Spunk Torpedo
Little Elvis
Kielbasa
Sausage Fest
Weiner Schnitzel
Shmekl
Twig and Berries
Tunnel Funnel
Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger
Written by Sonia
Manager and Sex Educator at Intimates Boutique
Have been Mgr of Intimates Boutique for 7 years. I am certified in sexual education and sex toy expert. Sharing my knowledge is one of my biggest passions. Hope you enjoy the information.
